Alcohol isn’t just for numbing metaphysical pain, and wine doesn’t just grow in that small handful of US states we all think of.
Alcohol isn’t just for numbing metaphysical pain. It’s a good Tylenol replacement, too.
Even better, it won’t just stop the pounding in your head, red wine will stop your brain cells from aging. Maybe.
Wine grapes do indeed grow in the US in places other than Callifornia, Oregon, Washington and New York.
Like, for example, Virginia.